Wahala dey: A father’s mistaken chat conversation with his daughter – Best Ridwan Jokes

One of the best naija jokes of our time.. check this out…

Charmer:::: Hello Sweet Girl

Sweetgirl:::: Hi Lover Boy!

Charmer:::: Can I know you more please?

Sweetgirl:::: 17, female, sweet lips,
bootylicious n’ delicious, live in Avondale and you?

Charmer:::: Mmmmmh, I am in love already. I’m 52, male, 6 pack, big Chest, live in Avondale.

Sweetgirl:::: You’re 52? OMG! Serious. Same age as my dad?

Charmer:::: I’m just so into fresh young beautiful girls.

Sweetgirl:::: Do you have a wife?

Charmer:::: Yes, but not as sexy as you, I have a daughter, she is in her bedroom with her friend doing homework.

Sweetgirl:::: Then why do you like young girls?

Charmer:::: I love them because they are beautiful not to mention sexy n’ wit fresh bosoms n’ bo0ty

Sweetgirl:::: I am also into older men with iPhones, ipads,
cash and driving expensive cars.

Charmer:::: I can offer all of that and even more.

Sweetgirl:::: I think we shud meet because you are in Avondale and I am also here.

Charmer:::: That would be nice, where do I pick you up tomorrow with my new BMW X6 sexy girl?

Sweetgirl:::: Tomorrow I am going to school it won’t be
possible.

Charmer:::: Or maybe over the weekend, going to school is very important.

Sweetgirl:::: While still chatting letme continue with my homework I don’t want
my dad to know that i have a BlackBerry, he will be mad at
me.

Charmer:::: Which homework is that? may be I can assist you.
Sweetgirl:::: It’s a Biology assignment and my friend Lucy is assisting me.

Charmer:::: Hey, your friend’s name is Lucy?

Sweetgirl:::: Yes.

Charmer:::: Exactly where in Avondale are you?

Sweetgirl:::: House number 5 and you?

Charmer:::: Mercy!!! is that you

Sweetgirl:::: Dad, is that you
Wahalaaaaaaaaaa a!!