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Never argue with a woman, just use your brains like this guy.
A man went on a night out with his friends the wife is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must not open the door for him.
At about 12 midnight the man comes back and knocks...the Wife tells him "Go back and sleep where you are coming from!!!"
Judging by her tone of voice that her fury is about to overflow and the man answered "Relax I'm not here to sleep, I'm here to collect condoms in my room on top of the table or just give them to me. There're lots of women at the party!"
The wife opened the door and said "You are not going anywhere come in here before I change my mind!"
A man went on a night out with his friends the wife is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must not open the door for him.
At about 12 midnight the man comes back and knocks...the Wife tells him "Go back and sleep where you are coming from!!!"
Judging by her tone of voice that her fury is about to overflow and the man answered "Relax I'm not here to sleep, I'm here to collect condoms in my room on top of the table or just give them to me. There're lots of women at the party!"
The wife opened the door and said "You are not going anywhere come in here before I change my mind!"
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IQ QUESTION
Teacher Wants to Test student IQ...
TEACHER: student what is a Period?
student; I don't know the meaning Sir. But I am very sure it is very dangerous.
TEACHER: Why student?
student: Because when my sister said that she didn't see her period for 5 months, my mum fainted, my dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away… So I don't think Period is a good thing
Teacher Wants to Test student IQ...
TEACHER: student what is a Period?
student; I don't know the meaning Sir. But I am very sure it is very dangerous.
TEACHER: Why student?
student: Because when my sister said that she didn't see her period for 5 months, my mum fainted, my dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away… So I don't think Period is a good thing
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