Teacher enters the classroom.
TEACHER: “Ok class, let’s show the principal and our guest what we’ve learned so far this term! Let’s do some comparisons, so if I say small, you say smaller, smallest.”
STUDENTS: Nod their heads
TEACHER: “Big”
STUDENTS: “Big, Bigger, Biggest”
TEACHER: “Clean”
STUDENTS: “Clean, Cleaner, Cleanest”
TEACHER: Smiles. “Very good”
STUDENTS: “Very good, Very gooder, Very goodest”
TEACHER: “It’s alright”
STUDENTS: “It’s alright, its alrighter, its alrightest”
TEACHER: “Oh gosh!”
STUDENTS: “Oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest”
TEACHER: “Look at me!”
STUDENTS: “Look at me, look at me-er, look at me-est”
GUEST: “What a disgrace!”
STUDENTS: “What a disgrace, what a disgracer, what a disgracest”
TEACHER (furious): “I don die”
STUDENTS: “I don die, I don di-er, I don die-st”
TEACHER: Faints!
PRINCIPAL: Oh Awurade!
STUDENTS: “Oh Awurade, oh Awurader, oh Awuradest”
Lol..get the students to stop.
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